Oh. My. GOD!!!

"John Stamos must be hard up for a paycheck, because he's working on a remake of Full House. Candace Cameron Bure, who played DJ Tanner, told OK! Magazine (via SFGate), "John has been working on a semi-remake of Full House. I know it would involve me and Jodie Sweetin. We would revive our characters, but today as young women.""

This would be like my greatest dream/nightmare come to fruition!!! Can you imagine the snarky goodness that would come from such a colossal trainwreck?!??!

Source.

Also:

1.kimmy gibbler: When you refuse to leave after you have a one night stand, even when they ask you nicely.

"Last night I met some whore at the bar....we came back to my place and she gave me the Kimmy Gibbler....she fucked the hell out of me and then refused to go home when I asked her nicely."

Source.

All this AND my boss is fired for embezzling?! What a crazy weekend!

The Coolest Birthday Present Everrrr!

Look what my sister sent me in the mail for my birthday!!!

SICK!!!

When I stop being a lazy bum and have my scanner hooked up, I'll treat you all to all of the early 90s cheesy fashion goodness (in paperdoll form)!

Hahaha, this is seriously one of the BEST Bday gifts everrrr! Thanks Big Gal Al!

Now to get my drank on!

The Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget...

Was awesome! I hope that you all got a chance to check it out!

Bear with me the next 46 days...

I'm going to be more hateful than ever in my blogs because it's Lent time! And for some reason, I decided to give up booze for Lent, so now I'm actually going to have to face all of my life's problems head-on. Yikes. No weed, either. It's going to be a long ass 46 days. But hey, maybe now I'll blog even more! On the other hand, I'm going to try and be healthier; my friend just sent me some old pics from Cinco de Mayo and I was a fine-ass bitch! So I'm going to work out, eat healthier and all that nonsense, and by eliminating the booze and the drugs, I'll probably be back to Cinco de Mayo fabulous by the end of Lent. Yaaaay Jesus!